watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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