I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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