week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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