Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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