I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
There's even glitter on my cock...
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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