Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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