May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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