I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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