I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Randomize
