Dual....:-)
wat bout pragnant strippers??
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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