is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
