you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
The convent might be a nice break from real life
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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