fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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