quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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