I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
