home. puking in laundry basket.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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