awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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