I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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