we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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