On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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