Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Randomize
