I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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