I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Your cock deserves a montage
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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