Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
