Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
