i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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