the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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