She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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