he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I need to stop coming to work sober
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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