i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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