Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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