I'm eating all of the evidence.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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