After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
So squirting runs in the family.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
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