And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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