i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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