That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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