I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
