ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
do herpes really smell.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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