She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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