i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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