I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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