someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Randomize
