So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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