everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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