I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I have post one night stand depression
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