Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
