He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
