I bet he comes in French.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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