we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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