ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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