so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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