dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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